Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Redneck Rule

I usually keep my blog light and fluffy but today I get my bitch on. We have a beautiful drive to only beach front park on the island. It is a refuge from lugging chairs, coolers, and all the essentials for a day at the beach, simply back up to the water and enjoy! I did not think alcohol in any form was allowed. Yes I am the red wine lover and enjoy great margarittas, but now they are allowed to have beer (as well as pizza and ice cream, fishing tackle) delivered. Just get out the cell phone and call the ONE AND ONLY place that has a permit and they will bring it. My question: Doesn't Gilligan have to get off the island/beach sometime? Won't he be intoxicated when he crawls off? Our town officials said this is "cool and heaven" to have beer brought to you right at the beach.

I am worried about the aftermath. There is no taxi service and its a long walk off the park to any form of lodging so I am sure BUBBA will drive. It is a narrow, narrow (did I say NARROW) two lane residential road into the beach, 25mph and a bike lane. I think we will attract the worse kind of people and traffic one can imagine. I'll let you know what happens.

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